Meet Corinne Hyde, Artix's new wife. That's him standing in the background there. Corinne has cool genetics. I love her eyes. And she can totally pull off that hairstyle :D Meanwhile, back at the legacy house...
Achille is walking around in his pants.
Amy: *wolf-whistles* Looking good, brother!
-_- No incest allowed in my legacy. Look away, Amy.
Amy: *wolf-whistles* Looking good, brother!
-_- No incest allowed in my legacy. Look away, Amy.
Seriously, guys, stop it! Achille, I see where that hand is going. This is not the Creeper Legacy.
Astrid: So, Mum, looking good! Have you been working out lately?
Summer: Nah, it was this nuclear waste I was experimenting with. It just blows my mind, all the benefits this stuff has.
Astrid: So, when I age up, I'm gonna have to start having babies for the legacy really quickly. I'll make them love me with this sweet dance moves. Check me out!
Summer: *does not know what to say*
Oh good, at least this is a bit more normal.
Amy: Come on, silly boy, hit me harder!
Amy: Come on, silly boy, hit me harder!
Achille: *bam* This hard enough for you, sister?
Amy: Oh yeah? Take this!
Achille: *cringes*
Achille: *cringes*
Arwen: I don't understand what's wrong with this microscope!
That's microwave, dear.
That's microwave, dear.
Arwen: Microwave? Huh. I don't know this word. Is it a trap?
Arwen: You! You and the microwave are plotting to destroy me!
Astrid: Huh?
Arwen: Nooooo, don't come near me! Stay away, stay away!
Astrid: What, does she think I'm a super-villain or something?
Astrid: What, does she think I'm a super-villain or something?
Arwen: For glory! *punches air*
Arwen: Oh, uh, hey, Astrid.
Astrid: All right, what's going on?
Astrid: All right, what's going on?
Arwen: Nothing. Nothing at all. *shifty eyes*
Astrid: Okay...eh...bleuh!
Arwen: *thinks* Finally, a language I can understand.
Arwen: Yert!
Astrid: So... that was fun.
Dorrogon: Running!
Dorrogon: Running!
Astrid and Arwen: *person person plus!*
Dorrogon: Gotta get out of this house!
Dorrogon: Gotta get out of this house!
Dorrogon: Oh god, they broke my neck, didn't they?
It's all right, it's just a glitch. You're fine, you big baby.
It's all right, it's just a glitch. You're fine, you big baby.
Dorrogon: Phew, I made it out of the crazy house!
Dorrogon: Now what did I come out here for again?
Astrid and Arwen: *awkward silence*
Astrid and Arwen: *awkward silence*
Dorrogon: Oh, right. Bleeeeeuuuuurch.
Dorrogon: Okay, done.
Arwen: *thinks* My sister's cool.
Astrid: *thinks* My sister's crazy.
Astrid: *thinks* My sister's crazy.
Dorrogon: Watchin' me strut, Zaffie? Damn, this cane makes me sexy.
Sure. Sure.
Sure. Sure.
Arwen: I really hate dirty dishes!
Astrid: Yeup, that's my sister...
Astrid: Yeup, that's my sister...
Arwen: I mean, why do they have to be so dirty?! Ugh, it just makes me rage!
Astrid: Still my sister...
Astrid: Still my sister...
Astrid: Foot...
Arwen: Oh hey, my foot's here too!
Amy: Hey, you know something funny? Arwen's insane.
Achille: *titter titter*
Achille: *titter titter*
Achille: Oh gods, my family is crazy...
Alarm Clock: *photobombs*
Alarm Clock: *photobombs*
I do not know who this random lady is, but she showed up, walked towards the house, and then walked away crying.
Astrid: Yeah, bro, I'm watching the game right now.
Astrid: Yeah, bro, I'm watching the game right now.
Random Lady: It's just *sniff* the Hydes *sniff* are so awesome! *sobs*
Astrid: Of course our bet's still on. My team is winning!.
Astrid: Yeah, Zaffie is watching me through the window. Uh huh. Uh huh. Me too, brother.
Astrid: Don't worry, Artix, I'm sure Corinne loves your Doctor Horrible costume! She married you, after all.
Astrid: No, I do not think you should blow up the nuclear power plant. On your list of horrible ideas for horribleness that one is ranked at 'Stupid' right next to 'Dumb'. Seriously, bro. That is a bad use of your evil power. Okay, I gotta go now, I have a hangnail, but I'll talk to you soon, 'kay? Okay. Love you too, Artix. Bye.
Dorrogon: Eurgh. Son, I'm telling you this because I love you... you stink!
Amy: No Dad, that's you.
Achille: Or is it me?
Amy: No Dad, that's you.
Achille: Or is it me?
Achille: Derp.
Yeah, there's no way you're getting a date at the dance tonight.
Yeah, there's no way you're getting a date at the dance tonight.
Dorrogon: Oh right, it is me. I remember now, I peed on the floor. *cringe* Oh, well... it happens to us old people occasionally, you know.
Summer: Zzz... family... too... ridiculous... zzZ
The kids are going to prom! I lurk here and take pictures of them in their formalwear as they pass me. Astrid looks gorgeous.
Amy has retained her tomboy look as always, and it's freaking awesome! I'm a complete tomboy, in case you couldn't tell. I haven't worn skirts or dresses since I was six. Family history for you. :)
Oh hey, look! That random lady is back! I suspect she's paparazzi.
No, Arwen. Just no. You are not going to prom in your athletic clothes. I made you such a beautiful formal outfit!
It's okay! I made her change right before she got in the limo. She looks so pretty. :D
Random Lady: Someone else threw up here. That's so gross. That makes me want to throw up here.
Ew! Go away!
Ew! Go away!
Armando: *looks swish*
Random Lady: *photobombs*
Random Lady: *photobombs*
These two still love each other, BTW.
Okay, ready for the tales from the prom? GO!
Astrid became romantically involved with a boy named Abraham Snell, who... guess what... ONLY BOY IN TOWN WHO IS HER AGE AND STARTS WITH THE LETTER 'A'! We have found our spouse, ladies and gentlemen. I'll invite him over soon to age him up, since he's a bit younger than Astrid and I don't want to waste time beginning generation 'B'.
Achille became romantically involved with a girl named Amelia Clements. No idea who she is, although I appreciate the 'A' name. Moving on.
Arwen's crush showed up with a date. Tragic. D: But since she's insane, I'm going to assume that either her crush is imaginary or his date is. It makes sense with her.
Apparantly Achille couldn't stop staring at the lights, and he's worried the aliens are coming for him. I think his sister is corrupting him.
Amy spotted someone trying to hit on her crush, and so she punched them. I love this tomboy. :D
Okay, ready for the tales from the prom? GO!
Astrid became romantically involved with a boy named Abraham Snell, who... guess what... ONLY BOY IN TOWN WHO IS HER AGE AND STARTS WITH THE LETTER 'A'! We have found our spouse, ladies and gentlemen. I'll invite him over soon to age him up, since he's a bit younger than Astrid and I don't want to waste time beginning generation 'B'.
Achille became romantically involved with a girl named Amelia Clements. No idea who she is, although I appreciate the 'A' name. Moving on.
Arwen's crush showed up with a date. Tragic. D: But since she's insane, I'm going to assume that either her crush is imaginary or his date is. It makes sense with her.
Apparantly Achille couldn't stop staring at the lights, and he's worried the aliens are coming for him. I think his sister is corrupting him.
Amy spotted someone trying to hit on her crush, and so she punched them. I love this tomboy. :D
Astrid: Whoooo, it's my birthday!
And you couldn't have chosen anywhere else to do it? You had to stand right in front of a brick wall so I couldn't take any pictures? Fine. Have it your way. I'll just end the chapter here then. You can see YA Astrid soon, folks, along with her boyfriend/future husband Abraham. Catch all that and more in CHAPTER FIFTEEN! Sorry this chapter dragged on so much xD. I got a bit carried away. Please, please comment - if you like a sim's hair, if the chapter made you laugh, even if you just read the whole thing! :)
And you couldn't have chosen anywhere else to do it? You had to stand right in front of a brick wall so I couldn't take any pictures? Fine. Have it your way. I'll just end the chapter here then. You can see YA Astrid soon, folks, along with her boyfriend/future husband Abraham. Catch all that and more in CHAPTER FIFTEEN! Sorry this chapter dragged on so much xD. I got a bit carried away. Please, please comment - if you like a sim's hair, if the chapter made you laugh, even if you just read the whole thing! :)